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Some old crap Chelsea jokes
« on: Monday, 24 September, 2007, 10:38.17 »
What do you say to a Chelsea fan with a good looking girl on his arm?
Nice tattoo!

A prostitute who is an avid Chelsea supporter has a tattoo of Jose Mourinho on her upper right thigh and Ted Drake on her upper left thigh. She offers a freebie if a punter can name them. A punter stares for some time and says." I don't know the two on the outside, but the one in the middle is definitely John Terry.

What do you call a Israeli with 11 pricks
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If I fall over I am going to make sure that I land on something soft.

Now I wanna sniff some glue
Now I wanna have somethin' to do
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids want somethin' to do.
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