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City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 09:44.50 »

to have Carlos Tevez surgically removed from his back
pocket.............

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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #1 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 09:55.36 »

Thought you had used your one joke for the season up on Saturday?? Wink
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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #2 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 10:12.54 »

No need to worry mate, I have plenty more where they came from!
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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #3 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 11:47.15 »

 2funny

I am declaring today "Manc Monday"...

Anyone who posts a joke on the forum at Manure's expense will be awarded +100 karma!! Anyone who fails to see the funny side will be given -100 karma.

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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #4 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 13:03.37 »

Surely they are the joke. Lets hope they get relegated  Grin
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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #5 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 13:20.51 »

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",

"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.

"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum *******. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting sh***, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said

"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,

"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the f***** with the door!"
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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #6 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 13:57.44 »

Why is Manchester United FC like a blunt pencil.

They are both pointless.  angel
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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #7 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 14:37.17 »

Did you see Ferguson celebrating Tevez's goal on Sunday? Definitely a case of premature ejockulation.

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Some good news for Man U fans at last, there are more southern teams in the championship than there are in the premiership so they won't have to travel as far to away games next season.

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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #8 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 18:48.45 »

Well done Manos, +300 applauds for you... only a few hours to get your jokes in people...   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: City star Micah Richards admitted to hospital............
« Reply #9 on: Monday, 20 August, 2007, 19:24.10 »

A few classics:

Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.


Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.


Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
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