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oldnownewangel
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The funniest joke of all time
« on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 15:11.38 »

Promotion is the minimum target and I still strongly believe we can do it.

By JP on the French web site

Grin

I just heard the first cuckoo this year police


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 15:34.45 »

'Ol KP (on the Douvre official website-not the dictatorship forum) also says.....

Chairman Jim Parmenter is ready to tear up contracts of any player who does not want to perform for Dover Athletic after our 3-0 defeat against Met Police.

He promises major changes (but is not saying what they will be) depending on the outcome of Tuesday's game.... Roll Eyes


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 15:36.37 »

He's going to change his lucky underwear


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #3 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 15:50.09 »

like to see him try- you cant just 'tear up' anyones contract

A new song for walker thoug

"you just lost your job"


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 15:54.46 »

it would be easier & quicker if he bought a shredder


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #5 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 16:17.42 »

dont be silly dave- Chapman would never fit in Grin


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 18:35.22 »

Now what would be funny is if you lost to us.... Kiss


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #7 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 18:37.59 »

how did u work that out - were below you on the form table so err your wrong


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #8 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 18:39.08 »

And it wouldn't be funny at all. losing is not an option

No pressure Wink


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Re: The funniest joke of all time
« Reply #9 on: Sunday, 26 February, 2006, 19:25.27 »

Dover are to sign John Ayling next season plus if we beat them on Tuesday evening, they're to sack players on Wednesday morning and start building for next season, playing kids for the rest of this.


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